No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk,
"Hey, get your thing out of my nose."
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 13
He turned around and I gave him
a Captain Kirk karate chop.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 9
Remember the new Star Trek movie?
Kirk has to take over the ship...
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 1
If I remember, Kirk will steal
a cloaking device from the Romulans...
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 14
If it's good enough for
Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo,
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 1